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Ooh, it's like my very own 'Most Ridiculous'

Apparently the SDJ has put together a Stargate Compendium for those who've yet to memorize the TS Playbook.

Oh. My. God. I swear, it's the SG fandom equivalent of "World History, by the Nazi Party".

Jonas: Quinn took over Daniel's place on SG-1 but is simply not the linguist and cultural expert that Daniel was; he lacks Daniel's genius and intuitive lateral thinking (not to mention his talent for putting everyone else in danger)...

Sam: once engaged to Capt. Jonas Hanson, rogue team-leader of SG-9, and has something of a Black Widow effect on the men who have fallen for her, including Narim, Martouf, Orlin and Senator Joe Faxon. (Wow, I'm glad this compendium has its facts straight.) ... Works brilliantly with Dr. Daniel Jackson, their empathy and shared passion for discovery leading them to be dubbed the 'science twins'.(By who?)

Jack: The trust and friendship forged between these two men when Daniel willingly gave his life to save Jack's has deepened sincerely over time and it is the closest relationship Jack has been able to establish with anyone... They are more than best friends, they are confidantes and in a very real sense, soulmates. (Cripes, there just isn't anything you can say about that without resulting to foul language.)

My God, what a bunch of psychos.
  • Current Mood: nauseated nauseated
  • Current Music: Dionne Warwick -- I'll Never Love This Way Again
Hmm. You know...I think that the SDJ should get a table in the dealer's room at Gatecon this year, selling their propoganda and other assorted TS-developed garbage.


And then we should get a table next to it. One that sells buckets, and not of the drool variety.
it really bothers me that all the characters are "illuminated", as regards how they fit into Danny's tight little world. i'm just wondering if we've been watching Daniel Jackson's Stargate this whole time, and have just been silly and tried to put our own interpretations on it. Because in *My* Stargate SG-1, each character can be defined by their own characteristics and actions, and not how they revolve around another "not-star" character.
I was thinking the same. Obviously they're on crack. But besides that, what is with the need to define the characters solely based on how they compare or relate to His Holy Toeness? Just wait... next they'll be comparing MS and AT's cup sizes *eg*
His Holy Toeness?

*sputter* *snicker* I now have yogurt spattered on my desk and my keyboard thanks to you.

Nice term, though. I like. *giggle*
*giggles* -- better watch out for those crack references ;)

BTW: who has the vomit bags? soulmates? I think I'm going to hurl!
Yup I will go along with Nauseated. Geez its a wonder they didn't write something a little more graphic about the supposed J/D romance. Sorry Alli should have given you a spit take warning at that suggestion! Gods! What the hell show are they watching?

Stop polluting your brain my dear, reading that site should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment!

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LOL...
Start worrying when we see it for sale. Nice to know they are so "open" minded about Jonas. Teal'c? what did they say about him?
Re: LOL...
I don't doubt for a second that this will soon be coming to a SDJ store near you - but don't worry, all profits will go to the 'Buy MS a career' fund :)
Re: LOL...
Wouldn't be surprised if Teal'c wasn't mentioned since he was little more than wallpaper during MS's first reign of the show.

Those perceptions are just too silly for words.
Re: Oy.
I. Love. Your. Icon.

Yes, I know it has nothing to do with the thread at all, but it's so cool I had to say something.
Re: And while I'm at it...

//Uhm, yeah. That about sums it up. I guess they don't call caring for someone "more than I'm supposed to" a close relationship. Nevermind the fact that Jack and Teal'c "bonded" and became friends even before Jack and Daniel did. Confidante? My [censored]! //

Can't say I expected anything less pathetic and wishy-washy from SDJ. Those people freak me out ;)
i bet jonas can keep this breath longer underwater than daniel
//Jack: The trust and friendship forged between these two men when Daniel willingly gave his life to save Jack's has deepened sincerely over time and it is the closest relationship Jack has been able to establish with anyone... They are more than best friends, they are confidantes and in a very real sense, soulmates.//

Sounds more like a wish-Compendium to me..

And thank God that *isn't* canon. That would just be icky, besides.. Jack's in love with Sam, so he doesn't have time for Daniel ;).

Wish I could feel sorry for them... Wait, no I don't.