That would be awesome considering I can't understand around 70% of the peeps that I work with!

Old Dude: "These aren't mine, mine aren't pink" (meaning his pills)
Nurse: "Medic-san you eat it now yes?"
Me: "He's saying they aren't his"
Nurse: "....Sorry?"
Me: "are you sure they are for Mr X?"
Nurse: "yes look (shows me the paper)"
Me: "Yeah that doesn't say mr X that says mr Y"
Nurse: "oh ok thankyou yes"
*nurse tries again to get this man to take the wrong pills*

And then there is the polish girl who doesn't speak or write english! - how she filled in the application form I do not know!