Alli Snow (allisnow) wrote,
Alli Snow
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God Bless America



HAPPY 4th of JULY!


Remember these three important rules:
1. The Star Spangled Banner has actual words and you should know them.
2. Before setting off fireworks in the middle of the street/yard/room, make sure your medical insurance is paid up. As a taxpayer I don't want to have to foot the bill when you blow your finger/arm/head off.
3. If you're an American, make sure you know most of this stuff. If you don't know any of it, arrange to have yourself deported, preferably to Mexico.

Have a great one, all!
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