Alli Snow (allisnow) wrote,
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The Ten Commandments of the Church of St Daniel

1. Stargate SG-1 is Daniel Jackson, you shall have no other characters before him.

2. You shall have no other characters more important than him, you shall not worship them, nor write about them more than he, for he is Daniel Jackson who opened the Stargate.

3. Do not take the name 'Spacemonkey' in vain - keep this word upon your lips and in your fics day and night.

4. Remember the episodes in which Daniel stars and keep them holy.

5. Honor the supplementary characters present in the 'Stargate: Daniel Jackson' show

6. Thou shalt not character assassinate Daniel, nor say a word against his fans.

7. Thou shalt not cause Jack to commit adultery with Sam against Daniel.

8. Thou shalt not steal Daniel Jackson's limelight.

9. Thou shalt not bear any kind of logical argument in protecting Daniel.

10. Thou shalt not covet Jack - he belongs to Daniel.



LOL. Nope, I didn't write this, but I wish I had!
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