procrastinatingAny government flunky listening into your phone calls/intercepting your emails...
Would be very bored
2(12.5%)
Would be very afraid
4(25.0%)
Would be very confused
9(56.2%)
Should be ashamed! Dirty, dirty boy!
1(6.2%)
Should ask you out to dinner
0(0.0%)
Of course, the reason you're being surveilled in the first place is because...
You checked out a library book on how to make bombs and/or fruitcake
2(13.3%)
Let's admit it... you're an exhibitionist
0(0.0%)
You told somebody you were on a "jihad" for the perfect thong
4(26.7%)
You're actually a terrorist (it's okay, we won't tell)
0(0.0%)
You're a filthy liberal
9(60.0%)
Are they going to be able to dig up any dirt on you?
No way, you speak in code! "Ouyay an'tcay understandway emay!"
1(6.2%)
You admitted to stealing a crayon from your first grade classroom. Pack your bags for Gitmo
3(18.8%)
Nope, you're as pure as the driven snow
5(31.2%)
Yeah, you're pretty much screwed
4(25.0%)
This is why you have that Cayman Island account
3(18.8%)
