"They agitated me into invading Kuwait," Saddam said mournfully, "All I really wanted was a basket full of kittens, but the mean Americans couldn't let me be a dictator in peace!"
"If you're going to interrupt, Saddam," the judge warned, "then I'm going to let someone from the other side interrupt for balance." He pointed to Dubya.
Dubya sprung to his feet and held his wooden chair in the air. "You're a bad man, and I'm going to beat you to death with this chair!"
The judge blew his air horn again. "There will be no chair fights in my courtroom! If you are going to beat Saddam to death, you take it outside!"
Now, if anyone asks me if this is real or mockery, I'm going to blow that airhorn into their ear :D