Jane Fonda to Oppose Iraq War on Bus Tour
What smells worse? A monkey or a hippie?
"Hm... this is a very tough question. On one hand you have this big hairy thing with a small brain that throws poo whenever it gets angry. And on the other hand you have a monkey. Hm... tough choice. In this case I'm going to go ahead and say that the hippie smells better, but the monkey has better manners."