I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me.
I think I have found inner peace. I recently read an article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started. So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of vodka in my cosmopolitans, a small box of dark chocolate candy, and I slapped the living shit out of someone I have never liked.
I feel better already.