Gee, my hero!
"A baby survived at least three attempts to abort it from the womb and was born alive at 24 weeks old. [...]
"Dr Paul Clarke, one of the report's authors and the baby's doctor at Hope hospital in Salford, Greater Manchester, said: "This mother went through extreme hardship waiting to see if her baby was going to make it. She was told to expect him to die so many times. I am full of admiration for her."
Just think of all the ways a man might use a banana to offend a woman.
Then you may imagine why some people leaped to the wrong conclusion when a woman complained about a Columbus police officer eating a banana at the Civic Center as people gathered for a Jan. 15 civil rights march.
The woman was deeply offended, she told police. The police were deeply bewildered.
The offense was not what you might imagine it to be.
Gay rights activists have protested at a north German zoo's plans to test the sexual orientation of six male penguins which have displayed homosexual traits [...]
Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay. [...]
Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.