"The satellite landed in our home. Maybe this means we'll have good luck this year."
Dave Barry: "In greater Los Angeles, the only documented instance in the past two decades of anybody actually getting anywhere by car is O.J. Simpson."
"Quebec's Human Rights Commission has ordered a used car salesman in Sorel to pay a gay man $1,000 for a derogatory comment made three years ago."
Oh yeah. Watched that Farscape thing that was on last night. The pregnant puppet made me think of Kira and the O'Brian baby on DS9. There were a couple lines that made me chuckle. Other than that... *shrug*