Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes.
Yuletide squirrels fresh-filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose.
Some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right.
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight.
And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry.
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too.
Let's hope they get served
Many times, many ways;
Tasty chipmunks, good food.
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew.
I'm not really sad
That it ended this way.
Furry chipmunks... screw you.