ETA: I mapped the different cities. Elk Grove, which the gal says she sometimes places students, is even further away from Stockton than Oakley is! Argh. These people can kiss my butt. I emailed the gal back telling her that. Not that she can kiss my butt, that is, but that Oakley is 30 miles away whereas Elk Grove is 40ish.
In happier news, I've bought, via Fandango, Harry Potter tickets for 9:30am tomorrow. I'M INSANE!