ETA: I mapped the different cities. Elk Grove, which the gal says she sometimes places students, is even further away from Stockton than Oakley is! Argh. These people can kiss my butt. I emailed the gal back telling her that. Not that she can kiss my butt, that is, but that Oakley is 30 miles away whereas Elk Grove is 40ish.
*screams*
In happier news, I've bought, via Fandango, Harry Potter tickets for 9:30am tomorrow. I'M INSANE!