allisnow

Oh my God. I had forgotten how funny this movie is.

Saddam's tan line... the voyeuristic limo driver... the monks' "celebacy sucks" sign...

"Geronimo!"
"Geronimo!"
"Meee!!!"

*cracks up*

"You know, kitten, we all have permission to make mistakes. It's called learning. Now how 'bout you give Colonel Topper a nice big blow."

"Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."

For Sue -- "In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat. "

"Now I will kill you until you die from it!"