But I can't have a grapefruit.
Even some grapefruit juice would be fine.
But no, no grapefruit for me.
What's the worst that could happen?
Would my stomach be eaten through?
Would my brain simply implode?
O grapefruit, I ask thee -- stop sounding so yummy.
May your sweet and tarty taste fade forever from my memory.
With just a little sugar -- but no!
Such a thing is forbidden.
I can't have a grapefruit.
But I want a grapefruit.