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Caption me!

A word to the not-so-wise.
Men: Someone with screen cap software will catch you every time you try to do this!
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Caption This?
"Carter, have I ever told you what great hooters you have?"

"'Alien guys kick ass'? Carter...I don't think that's a standard issue T-shirt."
Jack: You know sometimes I really wish I had a pair of those, too.
"Oh, so that's what a wonderbra looks like!"
Jack: "Sam, this might not be the best time to tell you but you've got jello down your front...*cough* No, really!"