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*chokes on an m&m*

This is so going to get my smacked, but I don't care!


Two Palestinians are chatting. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures. He says, "Here's my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here's my second son. He's a martyr too."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Palestinian wistfully says, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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I won't say my reaction to this joke or I will get smacked too ;)
*chokes on Kit kat*

bwahahahahahahahahahhaha

*runs off to get cloth to clean up mess*

Thats funny!