Alli Snow (allisnow) wrote,
Alli Snow
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QotD

Friday:
" I'm sick of being in the van. You guys can be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry."
-- Gib, True Lies

Saturday:
A dog will think, "You know, I've really got it made here. I have a master who feeds me, cleans up my litter and provides me with a nice comfortable home. My master must be a god."

Whereas a cat will think, "You know, I've really got it made heref. I have a master who feeds me, cleans up my litter and provides me with a nice comfortable home. You know, I must be a god!"
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