July 21st, 2003

tv // lbd // shoulder touch

Still alive

No one's chopped my head off for "Fireflies" yet, although reactions have been all over the board, from "WAH!" to "Eek!" to "It wasn't that evil" ;)

Now, I still have to write my Lifeboat review... eh, later.
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tv // lbd // shoulder touch

Simpson's quotes

Just cause, sometimes you need some simpsons quotes.


"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"


"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"

" What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."


"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."


"That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms."

"I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child."


"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."

"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."


"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"

My work here is done.
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