March 13th, 2003

tv // lbd // shoulder touch

Oh, why not...

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Err, sorry... just not great at the whole "this is my life" thing. And Dr. Evil is far more eloquent than I.

Maybe later.
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tv // lbd // shoulder touch

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Do you watch more TV or movies?
Oh... I go on movie kicks now and then, but for the most part more TV.

What is your favourite television show?
Stargate SG-1

Funniest show on television?
The Simpsons.

Favourite writer on TV?
Brad :)

Who is your favourite television actress?
Amanda Tapping, by default... I'm not big on actors.

Who is your favourite television actor?
Richard Dean Anderson, see above

Who are the most overrated actors on TV?
Most of them? Especially the weenies on The Sopranos and Friends.

What's the worst show on television?
Becker.

What is your TV schedule?
Monday: Various news shows, Stargate Monday, plus anything fun on THC.
Tuesday: See above, plus X-Files repeats.
Wednesday: See above.
Thursday: See above, plus Angel if I remember.
Friday: My news boys, and Stargate.
Saturday: Stargate syndie, Cops, AMW.
Sunday: Alias.
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