I really wanted the first scene in town to turn into a parody of the witch trial scene in Holy Grail. And maybe it was, in a more subtle way. I was thinking something more along the lines of she turned me into a newt!
I do appreciate how everyone has accents but H & G.
I just realized that the witches in this movie kind of remind me of the Wraith from SGA.
Ah, I see the steampunk has arrived!
Okay I guess some of these guys don't have accents either. I stand corrected.
Poor Hansel. He can't get a girl even with his thrilling stories about witch pee.
No accent on the fanboy either.
"That was awesome." Yup, fanboy.
Hansel sleeping under the bed always cracks me up.
He is not smooth with the ladies. <3
"You have, uh, my pumpkin."
I like that the fight scenes in this movie actually look like they HURT.
"Damn you!?" "Too late... already damned!"
"Are you a good shot?" "No. Not really. That why I use shotgun."
The alternate title of this movie was "Hansel Gets Dragged Around By Witches."
Hello again pervy fanboy.
Three Bears references? Really?
You're going to ask a guy unconcious upside down in a tree if he's alright?
Yup. All of Hansel's stories have to do with killing witches.
Well, no Renner butt shot. I has a sad.
Hansel and Gretel's relationship makes me somewhat giggly and somewhat uncomfortable.
Sure, Han, blow the witch's head off right in front of the kids, like they aren't screwed up enough.
"Whatever you do, don't eat the fuckin' candy." Possibly the best line of any movie anywhere. *nods*
Poor Mina, or whatever her name was.
The Grand High Witch fighting with a shovel?
I really want The Adventures of Hansel, Gretel, Ben and Edward.