movie // avengers // your face


I'm really looking forward to this weekend so I can just get on with the rest of my life including dealing with the humiliation of going to see Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.
  • Current Mood: embarrassed embarrassed
I'm going to the Sunday matinee while everyone else is in church. And I'm wearing a big hat, a scarf and sunglasses... even after the lights go down.

And I'm going to enjoy feeling foolish every single second that the Renner is on screen.
Dude, i just-- I want to, but.....


And then....

But, the pretty...




Hmmm. Maybe a pre-game Martini of Courage is called for?
It looks so very bad like Van Helsing but then...

Jeremy Renner in leather and killing things!

Totally going's coming, too, hehe...she generally hates horror movies.
It looks baaaaad. And yet it looks awesome at the same time. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

I watched my first red-band trailer for it today. AND I DIED.
And I don't know if it happens but I want him to get it on with a witch...

I think there's something wrong with me.
Possibly... but this is a safe place. We won't judge. (Even though the witches are icky.)
I AM SO BEWILDERED. I see your reaction everywhere! ^_^ It's the sort of action candy film general audiences like, and this one looks like it actually gets that it's anachronistic and has a sense of humor for those of us who care about that sort of thing; why does fandom feel embarrassed about wanting to see it?

I suppose I'd feel embarrassed if it was the latest Nicholas Sparks weepfest that I was determined to see because of an actor, though. And general audiences are supposed to like those, so. Yeah.
LOL! You're too funny. I'm gleefully going with a friend on Saturday.

Here's my plan: my sister has no taste and loves terrible movies. I'm going to use her as my beard if I go see it.

*sage nod*

....but I'm also saving money so I can travel to awesome places later this year, so I'm going to wait until it's at the cheap theater first.
I want to see a review from you, because I'm not sure when I'll get out to see it.

Or what movie I'll be telling my family I'm seeing instead. LOL.