A certain pair of characters are insisting on having breakfast in a cafe in Paris. Having never been in a Parisian cafe, I'm not really sure how to write this. The Internet is of limited help in this case since (a) the menus, which I'm interested in checking out, are all in this strange Frenchy language, and (b) I'm really looking for more about the feel of the place than specifics.
ETA: Okay, it's not great, but it'll do, pig. It'll do.