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Can I get a hell no?

The power company wants me to let them install something on my air conditioner that will let them turn it down remotely.

"But only when we really, really have to! And you'll hardly even notice it! And look, we'll credit you $50!"

It's not that I'm a cynical, suspicious bitch, but... no, wait, I am a cynical, suspicious bitch.
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"But only when we really, really have to (on the hottest day of the year!). And you'll hardly even notice it (on the hottest day of the year!) And look, we'll credit you $50 (so you can spend it on buying mini fans and ice on the hottest day of the year!)"
Only if they people install "intelligence" meters to shut down idiotic decisions by the power companies. :P