02. After serious scientific research, I have decided that Rubio's has better burritos (Rajas chicken, no rice) and chips, but Baja Fresh has better salsa (mango salsa OMG SO GOOD).
03. A quaint image: the old man sitting on his porch in a rocking chair, watching the world go by. Less quaint: the old man sitting in a lawn chair in his driveway in the dark. Even less quaint: The guy is a registered sex offender.