Mom and I are watching - aka snorting at - the new Knight Rider movie/pilot/whatever. It's pretty bad. The villains are cardboard, the leading actress is wooden, and the leading man is... um, cement? Plus all the main characters are pretty ridiculously young for their positions. The leading duo have to both be in their 20s (quick check... imdb says he was born in '79, no year for her) and the sleaze factor is pretty high. You can really tell what demographic they were shooting for...
Oh, a nice bit of ret-con there. Not.
The best character is KITT. What does that tell you?
Still waiting for the Hoff to put in an appearance.
ETA: Oy, this is lame in all kinds of ways. The only thing that's actually worse are the commercials.