ETA: OMG I found them!
ETAA: OMG this is totally the best one: Night of the Burrito
$:@ AH! Help! HELP! Giant Burrito! Help o help o HELP! Run for your lives! Giant burrito! Help! ~~ Paris, who continues running by
":S What did he mean, giant burrito? ~~ Chakotay
&:@ That! ~~ Janeway, points over the hill. A giant burrito does appear, and proceeds to eat the extra ensign.
K:@ Help! Mommy! ~~ E.E.'s last words
>:<>< BURP!! ~~ Giant Burrito
&:@ Hey! That giant burrito just ate our extra ensign! ~~Janeway
":) He was supposed to get killed ~~ Chakotay
&:@ But I wanted him to be killed in a cool way! ~~ Janeway
>:<>< ROAR!!! ~~ Giant Burrito
":) Actually, I think being eaten by a giant burrito is a pretty cool way to go ~~ Chakotay
&>:( Then why don't YOU just go be eaten by the giant burrito too? ~~ Janeway
":( Don't wanna. ~~ Chakotay