movie // fern gully // oh no they didn't

Sigh.

Watching a really dreadful horror movie with Sebastian Stan and Tom Felton. Why can't people in these movies have at least a teeny bit of common sense? 'Hey let's invite a freaky-deaky ghost out of wherever it is ghosts come from! What could possibly go wrong? And then, after a mysterious force starts killing houseplants and pets and whoooshing around the house, let's totally just sleep in a tent in the backyard! (Also, who the hell did the hair in this movie? Sebastian's bangs are going to give me worse nightmares than the ghosts.)

Oh, and the cliches... girl in the shower/walking around half-naked scene, escalating heartbeat sound effects, the creepy little kid... there must be a checklist or something. And it includes the "Everything's fine now but there's still twenty minutes of movie left so let's kill off some characters" 'twist'.

Did I mention the actors' vaguely pained expressions when looking at some supposedly spectacular visual effect? Hil-arious.
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