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Musespeak

Muse: But what do you mean 'stick to the plot'? Steve wants to have deep thinky-thoughts. And Maria wants to bicker with him because she got woken up in the middle of the night. And it's not like we have a maximum word count we need to stay under here, you know.

Me: If you don't get on with it, I'm going to make you write an action scene.

Muse: whu

Me: So there.

Muse. ... you know we're going to need to add another scene to this chapter anyway, right?

Me: Son of a...
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God, the muse can be such a serious pain in the rear end! Ugh! :-)
I should be grateful that she's speaking to me at all, since I've been stressed with house stuff and ignoring this story shamefully...

...and she knows it.

Bitch.
Trust me. I have been insanely busy, and my muse has not been pleased. So when I do write, she screws me over big time. So yeah... You are not alone!
Just take the muse out to the woodshed for a whipping. That'll teach it.

...and then be prepared to write 50k more when said muse rises from the dead and comes after everything you love.

Simple.